____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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Do I have a choice?
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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