I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
