Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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