are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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