DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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