problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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