this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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