Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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