Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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