The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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