Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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