I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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