this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
