I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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