i permit you to call me
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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