Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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