i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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