I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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