what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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