WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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