YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Randomize
