i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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