Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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