Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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