why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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