Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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