I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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