plz talk dirty to me
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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