The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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