You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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