is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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