haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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