Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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