she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize
