just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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