Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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