I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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