Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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