I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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