i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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