Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
