why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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