There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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