I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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