He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Boobs are out for the taking
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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