So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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