Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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