I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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