"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
