no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize
