READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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