I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I didn't shave. On purpose
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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