I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Randomize
