So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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