Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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