I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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