She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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