I want to walk on stilts...naked
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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