she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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