I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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