About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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