I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wish i was in the wii world.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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