he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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